A NEW Genesis: Chapter 1

In the beginning Obama created a presidential exploratory committee, then a socialist-lite country.
But the Democrats were without form and void, and darkness was upon their party.

And the spirit of Obama moved across the face of the party.
And Obama said let there be a great deception of the masses, and there was.
And Obama saw the party’s deception and it was good and Obama divided his deception from his lies.
And Obama called his deception "transparency" and his lies he called “Hope".

And the clouding of the publics mind was the first act.
And Obama said let me start a presidential campaign in the midst of a war and divide the nation with my oratory skills and promises of a better, socialized America.
And after countless sermons of hate and vitriol spewed from a pulpit over twenty years into his very being, Obama cemented those beliefs and saw that it was good.

And Obama divided the country with his campaign and it was so. And the campaign he called "change".
And the evening and the morning were the second day.
And Obama said, let all the radicals from the left come forth and gather unto one place and Obama called it “the Democrat controlled Congress” and let those who hate conservatives and capitalism gather here, and Obama called this place “The White House”, and it was so.

And Obama said let ACORN bring forth a sea of votes for me and stifle others who share not my beliefs, their seed shall be cast to depths of the deepest ocean and the barren sands, and it was so.

And the election did bring forth many votes and much intimidation, becoming an electoral cancer that struck a nation, white against black, rich against poor, socialist against patriot, and Obama saw that it was good.

And the evening and the morning were the third day.

And Obama said, let there be laws in congress to punish the achievers and reward the lazy and ignorant and we shall reward them for days and for years and my reward shall be a second term.

Let these laws be a light upon the earth and it was so.

And Obama made two great promises the greater was called socialism and would rule our lives, the lesser called healthcare, would dictate our deaths.

And the evening and morning were the forth day.

And Obama said, let the democrat controlled congress bring forth more abundant control of every living American that moves within its borders and the democrats gave Obama cap-in-trade; bailouts, nationalized healthcare and amnesty, and Obama saw that it was good.

And Obama blessed his minions, saying, be fruitful and multiply, expand your power and beliefs to include all manner of citizen.

And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

And Obama said, let the militant Liberals infiltrate the schools and bring forth young people after their kind, radical in their beliefs, and we will bring them out to report on their family and neighbors of words and thoughts against me: and it was so.

And Obama made the White House after his kind and the government after his kind and every member of his cabinet after his kind: and Obama saw that it was good.

And Obama said to his congress let us make America after our image, after our likeness: and let us have dominion over the rich, the poor, the educated and the ignorant, and over all people of this wretched nation to bring forth our change..

So Obama began to make America after his own image. He brought the government deep into our lives and deeper into our pockets, and government made us change in public to their image, for fear of retribution and punishment.

And Obama blessed his converts both young and old, and Obama said unto his Unions, his Congress and ACORN, be fruitful and multiply and replenish your ranks and subdue those conservatives, patriots and capitalists, and you will have dominion over them through me.

And Obama said, behold I have given you America, and every facet of its government, plant your seeds of socialism in every school, local government and airwaves in America.

And in every home, workplace and media outlet our minions shall multiply and control all that is seen and heard in America, and Obama saw that it was good and it was so.

And Obama saw everything he had made, and, behold it was very good. And the evening and morning were the sixth day.

Obama rested on the seventh day.